A humorous horoscope for the year for children. Do not put Cancers in a corner and comfort Pisces! Funny horoscope for your kids
Zodiac horoscope for people in the year of the Dog or New Year's Dog gives his forecast!
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Cheer up yourself and your friends by reading a cool horoscope for 2018 to your guests or sending a funny SMS with a prediction to your friends and colleagues. But do not forget that in every joke there is a share of ... jokes.
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Cool horoscope for the signs of the Zodiac for 2018: Aries
© depositphotos.comAs you know, the Dog is happy with a kind word, so Aries is strongly recommended to please the mistress of the year in every possible way, and not only her. Be attentive and polite to those around you. Then, in response, no one will offend, and Aries will ride in 2018 like sheep's cheese in butter. Oh, something, and dogs really love cheese in all its manifestations!
Cool horoscope for the signs of the Zodiac for 2018: Taurus
© depositphotos.comIt often happens with thoughtful and clumsy Taurus that it is already time to go hunting and blow the horn, especially since Taurus has two of them! And they only thought of feeding the dogs. You will need quick wit and quick reaction, otherwise you risk that the dog, affectionate in appearance, will show its fangs more than once. And rightly so!
Cool horoscope for the signs of the Zodiac for 2018: Gemini
© depositphotos.comOther people's advice to Gemini is like a dog's fifth leg. They themselves will shower anyone with advice and chat until they lose consciousness. Their success depends on how well they work: inside - complete harmony, and outside - a smile on their faces. And therefore, Gemini, like two Dogs - together they will catch more hares than four separately.
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Cool horoscope for the signs of the Zodiac for 2018: Cancer
© depositphotos.comFor Cancers, the motto of the coming year is: The dog barks, the caravan moves on, and the Cancers move backwards. In general, no matter what obstacles fate has prepared for you, it is important not to stop halfway, but to slowly and confidently move in the chosen direction, even if in such an unusual way. You know: not all those Dogs bite that bark.
Cool horoscope for the signs of the Zodiac for 2018: Leo
© depositphotos.comThey live like a cat and a dog. No, no, don't be scared, this is not about Lviv! Just in the year of the Dog, the royal beast should not be afraid of the representative of the canine family, because the Lion will never get off his pedestal. And if he does not tease the Dog with his formidable roar, then she will not bite him either.
Cool horoscope for the signs of the Zodiac for 2018: Virgo
© depositphotos.comVirgo, like a dog in the manger, neither eats nor gives to others. Finally, the modest Virgo realized her uniqueness and now rests on the laurels of past works. Self-admiration rolls over, pride is satisfied, self-esteem is raised to the proper level. But do not lie too long, otherwise everything interesting will pass by.
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Cool horoscope for the signs of the Zodiac for 2018: Libra
© depositphotos.comFor some reason, everyone decided to hang all the Dogs on Libra in the coming year. As if they are extreme and to blame for everything. Just have time to translate the arrows. So the advantage in the direction of thrills is guaranteed to you. The year will be bright and eventful, and you will gain impressions like a flea dog.
Cool horoscope for the signs of the Zodiac for 2018: Scorpio
© depositphotos.comOwn Dogs fight - don't interfere with someone else's. It is not a fact that someone will be able to take away their bone or other gifts of fate. This sight will be worse than Scorpions in a jar. Remember that a Scorpio kiss is sweet, but laconic. Be friendly with friends, and for enemies at the right time there will always be a sharp word and a portion of poison.
Cool horoscope for the signs of the Zodiac for 2018: Sagittarius
© depositphotos.comNext year, Sagittarius will be like a Dog - he understands everything, but he cannot say. Try to express your thoughts and desires more clearly, especially for yourself. The main thing is to choose the right direction and aim more precisely, and then the arrow shot by you will not fly down the tail of the Dog, but will reach the desired goal.
ARIES: AMBITIOUS
The Aries Child takes with pressure and force where possible, and with pressure and flattery where not. Incredibly stubborn: he will explain to his mother who is the most obedient son here, and to the teacher who is actually the best student here, until he achieves what he wants. Scolding him is simply pointless: your child is sincerely sure that he is the best in everything, without any doubt.
TAURUS: CAREFUL
These children understand quite early that life should be fun, so the list of gifts for Santa Claus will be ready in July, and Taurus will sincerely believe in him until the age of 25. From early childhood, he knows for sure what he wants and is considering the possibilities of getting it - so as not to strain yourself too much. And when they say at the parent meeting that someone in the class is selling protractors and erasers, be sure that this is about yours.
GEMINI: MOBILE
While you are preparing to have a serious talk with the Gemini child, he ran three times for food and water, updated his contact status a couple of times, changed clothes, tangled a comb in his hair, changed status again, wept over his unfortunate fate and wrote down a chapter of his new novel. Seriously speaking with him, by the way, is useless: he absorbs all the wisdom of life between runs, and, preferably, in an aphoristic form. Unbalanced and controversial, but terribly charming.
CANCER: brooding
Little Cancer always wants to hug, comfort and feed something nutritious. Outwardly melancholic, weak and completely unadapted to life, but this is for the time being: if necessary, he opens the jam hidden for the winter with his bare hands. At the same time, he is very cold-blooded - during a violent tantrum, he still squints at you with his eye and evaluates the impression made. Cancer's mood changes often, so you have to adjust, otherwise he will get bored.
LION: CHIEF
I suppose you think that you, the parents, make the decisions here. The Leo child will quickly convince you. He is as stubborn as Aries, but there is a difference: in the first case, you can achieve your goal if you use logical arguments. The stubborn Leo, on the other hand, can only be taken, twisted and rearranged to another place (or taken to a music school, where you arbitrarily enrolled him in the button accordion class). But even in this case, he defiantly refuses to cooperate, and even remembers everything (so as not to accidentally forget, he writes it down), and if necessary, he will take revenge.
VIRGO: ORGANIZED
For an unprepared parent, his organization looks, frankly, a monstrous bore. Why are the dishes not washed and the cups are out of order? Why are the notebooks not wrapped? Where's his unfilled yoghurt scoop? Why does a t-shirt for physical training wash with things of a different shade? Why do parents drink beer instead parent meeting? At the same time, it is really very responsible and adequate: the Virgo child can be entrusted with the family budget, vacation planning and a couple of younger brothers.
LIBRA: Prudent
Constancy is very important for this child: if you always cook pancakes on Sundays, replacing them once with pancakes will cause him an attack of melancholy and misanthropy. The constant search for the right and harmonious solution regularly plunges Libra into a stupor: which T-shirt is suitable for Thursday, green or striped? What to ask for a birthday, smartphone or skateboard? He can think about his choice for hours, plunging his parents, of course, into melancholy and misanthropy. And they are also very honest: well, my mother looks like a doctor's in a bungee coat in this dress, what can you do.
SCORPIO: CHARISMATIC
He does not see life without passions and impulses: he is always loudly happy about something, wants something or protests against something. He loves to be in the center of attention and learns to achieve this early - including sudden idiotic actions that absolutely attract the attention of parents and law enforcement. In the first grade, he falls in love weekly, in the fifth - daily, in the tenth, he will carefully ask his dad how many girls he had before his mother (he cannot hide his contempt).
SAGITTARIUS: IMPULSIVE
Sagittarius does not lie, but fantasizes, does not hooligan, but learns the diversity of the world, did not bring his mother, but opened up new horizons for her. Having come up with something risky, he immediately runs to implement it. Everyone always falls in love with Sagittarius, although they themselves are rather indifferent to popularity, unlike Scorpios, so be prepared that you will start bringing boyfriends and girlfriends to visit you quite early. And thank you if you drive, and not suddenly take you out of the nursery for breakfast.
CAPRICORN: PRACTICAL
Outwardly, Capricorn is quite Nordic: while other children are lying on the ground and eating sand (it's so fun!), yours will step aside and discreetly offer to take a walk to the swing. His main quality is the desire for justice, so he will plant it extremely persistently. The brother cracked Capricorn's head on the cupboard three times and ate his cake? Until Capricorn responds symmetrically, he will not calm down. It flourishes from clear and understandable rules and boundaries, languishes from chaos and meaninglessness.
AQUARIUS: JOYFUL
The Aquarius child easily replaces a brood of fox terrier puppies: firstly, he is almost always satisfied with life, and secondly, it is very easy to attract his attention - enough lollipop or the phrase “But one day ...” It is important for him to differ from his peers by any means, so get ready to buy fancy clothes and look for a bold hairdresser. Aquarians value friendship very much, so by the time they come of age, they acquire a hundred or two close friends. What to do next with this friendship, they do not really understand, but sincerely consider this one of their achievements.
PISCES: DREAMY
The Pisces Child is always making plans to take over the world: how to teach whales to generate electricity and how to arrange so that knowledge gets into people without studying. At the same time, he does not tolerate change and the need to make decisions, so he looks deceptively accommodating. But this is an appearance: Pisces are professional saboteurs, and if they don’t agree with something or don’t want to do it, nothing will help: they will withdraw into themselves and fall into long-term despondency. It is better to discuss what is there with the capture of the world, what ideas.
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And now it's time to Read our horoscope. Chur, do not get angry at jokes, Just laugh, have fun! Who rushes to us and jumps? Rooster, not otherwise. In his year we will begin to play pranks, and laugh, and joke! Well, the stars will tell you What, who and how much to expect, In the horoscope they will show the way, What we should do for a whole year.
ARIES has a strong will, He is persistent, of course, In the comprehension of sciences, And he is not a friend of lazy people. If you insist stubbornly: - I won’t go to school, mom, - I lay down in sneakers on the sofa, You are not an ARIES, you are a rude
This year for our Aries will be full of Achievements: Bright meetings and entertainment, A variety of adventures! Short-distance roads will fall out, Be careful and strict in them. If you keep yourself worthy, Life will be reliable and calm.
Taurus is persistent and hardworking, And there is a lot of will in reserve. To all sorts of troubles patient And the most fair in the class. I am indifferent to other people's advice, But still, listen to advice: Our dear TAURUS, Finally, do your homework!
Well, what is the year preparing for Taurus? To them your approach! After all, TAURUS for their success lacks only laughter! Let a lot of obstacles arise inadvertently on the way, You will be able to go through everything, Do not retreat! Bite with a horn!
GEMINI - sensible guys, Everyone knows that they have a mind chamber. And even with a changeable nature, Always friendly with literature, In skill, in skills are easy, And idleness is not easy for them. Study for "excellent", GEMINI, so that grandmothers and fathers are proud!
For Gemini, the coming year brings a lot of new things: Not only joy and good luck, but very difficult tasks. Only work on yourself will return peace to the GEMINI. But there will be smiles on your face, After all, you will correct the mistakes!
CANCER does not like to be in sight, Feels any trouble in advance, Does not tolerate unexpected news. He is modest and kind, And a big homebody, And there are no special claims to CANCER, But do not bring, CANCER, Affairs and quarrels to a fight.
In the year of the Rooster, all the stubbornness of CANCER will only become a help for the sign. After all, stubbornness is perseverance, It is easy to settle things with him. Cancers will change, Don't be scared: everything is fine! The sea, in general, is knee-deep - All wishes will come true.
LIONS this year will put the highest score, Their life potential is great. Skill and dexterity will come to LION - He will deftly decide the control ones. The rooster says: “Today LEVUSHKA is lucky!” Huge luck awaits And outfits from Versace!
Virgo turns her head To the right, then to the left, To see everything, to understand, to learn more new things. And with an erudite erudite He sits under the sign of the stars. If you want, VIRGO, to mean a lot, Learn well, not otherwise. Photo Photo
VIRGO in this new year Just very lucky! There are no threats to health From nails to hair! Rooster DEV will give a Bouquet of beautiful days, Winking at them, she said, That the year will be more fun!
Who was born under this sign, Possesses a subtle tact, And sociable besides, He is friends with everyone in the class, He walks in a circle of friends First to the river, then to the museum. But you, Libra, it's time to weigh all your affairs! Photo Photo
Fulfillment of desires New Year LIBRA carries: In one bowl everything you want, And in the other - as you're lucky. You should not hesitate, After all, the result will calm you down! Strengthen your arms, legs and develop your figure!
How contradictory! Either a laugher, or a silent one, He always anticipates in anguish: “Today they will call me to the blackboard!” On the other hand, he easily overcomes obstacles, Teachers have no trouble with him, But if he takes up something, he will achieve the highest success. And he is ruthless to the one who suddenly interferes with him. But please be nice And don't bite, SCORPIO!
For SCORPIO, the year will begin With fun, joy, love, That's how the whole year will fly by, Though there will be different days in it. But SCORPIO is sure of himself, Everywhere he will go ahead, He will open any doors: Energy and strength in him!
Charming children Born under the sign of this! Favorites are common, they are akin to Cheerful livestock. There are no restrictions in mischief, And all sorts of hobbies: Tourism and reading, football, Slap a goal in the neighbor's window! Did you break the glass again, SAGITTARIUS? And who will pay, father?
SAGITTARIUS at the beginning of the year will look down on everyone, I hope people do not condemn The arrogance of the shooter. The year will fly by pretty quickly, It will give many bright days, There will be sparks in the eyes of happiness, Life will flow more cheerfully!
The New Year is already at the doorstep. Where is the diary of CAPRICORN? You buried him in the snow, so as not to upset everyone: dad and mom, brother and sister. You are reliable, honest, simple, You must achieve complete success in your studies! Hold on and don't whine! Take out the diary from the snow, CAPRICORN, And drive the deuces over the threshold as soon as possible. Photo Photo
In the coming year, CAPRICORN, you will meet happiness on the road. Although there will be many very difficult days, It will be possible to choose the essence from false opinions. And common sense prevails, Everything will be fine in life, And let CAPRICORN know for sure: His happy year has come!
Under this sign, genius is always born. But there is a genius in our class - Well, it's just trouble with him. He is a brilliant debater And a brilliant liar. Talented pretender, Capable talker. When he manages to get rid of all the shortcomings, Then, of course, he will become a genius, so be it! AQUARIUS, AQUARIUS, Fix Twos soon! Photo Photo
AQUARIUS the Rooster is now held in high esteem And you will soon understand all this. Everything that is planned will happen in an instant, After all, the Age of AQUARIUS is knocking at the door! New Year of all AQUARIUS Will certainly regret it! All problems will go away ... They are waiting for success, peace, comfort.
A dreamer sits in class And dreams of a miracle of miracles: When a personal driver "Mercedes" rolls up to his house. Forgetting about his other article: Problems are skillfully solved, A dreamer flies in a Mercedes, What can stop him ?! Call. He is at the desk in the classroom, The leaflet is empty in front of him. He is depressed, unhappy With his useless leaf ... Yes, in the third quarter all FISH could study more diligently ... Photo Photo
For FISH, the year will begin calmly, So it will pass without problems, And in the lessons you will adequately Strive forward! FISH paths this year are all open, After all, the Rooster brought them into the elite. They will be successful, they will be lucky in everything, Any misfortune will bypass them.
Yes, I like to compose comic forecasts and predictions.
Today, the actual request of my readers is a comic astrological forecast for schoolchildren. Well guys, hold on now!
(Just kidding, you'll be fine. Maybe a little educational occupational therapy, but it's always good.) So,
Comic astrological forecast
schoolchildren for the new school year
Aries
Your indefatigable energy should not stagnate - as a result, you will begin to see negativity everywhere. Therefore, be sure to show useful activity wherever possible - in the classroom, after school, at home to help parents. And when you finally get physically tired, fall on the sofa with a textbook. And by the end of the year you will be almost an excellent student.
Taurus
This academic year gives you the opportunity to become famous as a school Kulibin. If you are told that you are lazy, answer this that laziness drives progress - TV remotes were not invented by the most mobile person. At the same time, confirm the word with deed - improve some necessary process at school, but not the automatic spreading of cribs.
Twins
If you are one of those Gemini who are indignant that everyone around them only teaches about life, remember - you are still a schoolboy, so why not learn while you have the opportunity? After school, you will have to pay for your studies - in money and mistakes. And this is not a joke forecast. So seize the moment now, learn with pleasure!
Crayfish
Use your trait sometimes to step back properly - hide in a shelter and learn, learn, learn! A little time will pass, and you will be praised - both teachers and life, because most of the richest people are Cancers.
a lion
Show your royalty exclusively in concerts. In the classroom, this is fraught with consequences - nothing will prevent the teacher from putting a deuce to Your Majesty, if Majesty deserves it. But overall a good year.
Virgo
These people are known for their desire for order and accuracy, which is why the stars advise Virgo to pretend to be a different sign this year. Otherwise, there is a risk of washing the floors in the classroom and wiping the blackboard for the entire academic year. Everything else is just great!
Scales
The stars predict a productive school year. The only problem is that you will need to carefully weigh how to do the right thing: throw a cheat sheet at the risk of being removed from the class, or try to convince him to do something himself at least sometimes.
Scorpion
You will not have to sting anyone this year - everything favors you. But if you still feel the urge to bite someone, take your sneakers and wind circles around the school. Running helps a lot in this matter, and at the same time improve your physical education grade.
Sagittarius
Hide the arrows, even if they are from Cupid - it will be calmer for you and those around you. Shooting is allowed only with the eyes or in the shooting range at the military training lessons - with this, by the way, you will be lucky. For success in other subjects, just calm down a bit - and everything will work out!
Capricorn
Are you aware that you have a predisposition to fundamental subjects? Pay a little more attention to the exact school sciences and think about their applied application. At the end of the school year, you will see how much this has moved you forward!
Aquarius
Your astrological ability to pour water will help you get out in some lessons, but is unlikely to save you in the exam. Therefore, sometimes get down to earth and look into textbooks. And at the beginning of summer you can praise yourself!
Fish
Since it is difficult for you to fight the desire to swim in different directions at once, often opposite ones, then just decide for yourself that today you are doing one thing, tomorrow - another. Unfortunately, this does not apply to lessons - everyone will have to go. But then you will quickly see the result.
My predictions, though comic, often come true. Maybe because they contain not so much astrology as logic and eternal truths?
Okay, don't worry too much about this yet, you need to prepare for it.
And expect another comic astrological forecast soon - now for teachers. After all, we cannot deprive them of such joy, but in our schools it seems like a democracy, right?
Wishing you only good forecasts for the entire academic year,
Your Evelina Shesternenko,
in this case, your personal astrologer.
According to the eastern horoscope, 2021 will be held under the auspices of the golden Ox. A comic horoscope for 2021 will tell you what to expect different signs zodiac from animal.
It’s time for all Aries to put work aside and say to themselves: “Hi, rest!”. These guys worked hard in the year of the Rooster, it would be time to take a break and devote themselves to other areas of activity. Put yourself in order, powder your nose, take your soulmate by the arm - and look for adventure ahead. Fortunately, as the comic horoscope for 2021 predicts, the golden Ox is ready to forgive you everything.
Do not forget about relatives and friends, they also need your attention - not all the time to spend in a stuffy office and with boring colleagues.
Definitely, in 2021 Aries is the center of the Universe, the world is spinning around you. But be careful with fans: there is a risk that someone will want to steal your heart for a long time. Do not try to dive into feelings with your head, the Ox will not help the drowning, so stay vigilant.
Funny horoscope for 2021 for Taurus
Taurus, ready to lose your head? As the comic horoscope 2021 predicts according to the signs of the zodiac, the year of the Ox is preparing something breathtaking for you, hide your horns quickly. It's time to leave your slowness for later and get used to the frantic pace so that the desired results of your scams do not have to wait long.
Millions of praises and flattering words will sound to the representatives of the sign, no criticism, only one charm. What can we say about luck, she will keep Taurus on hand for the next year and accompany her at all important events.
Dreamed of eternal mutual love? But! The bull has already managed to prepare for Taurus a meeting with their other half. Looking forward to the sweet taste of the future of 2021? It would be time!
The comic horoscope for 2021 according to the signs claims that it is time to gather all the will and strength into a fist and start changing your life. Hey Gemini, stop lying on the couch and waiting for something to change, get up quickly and get rid of all unnecessary junk and bad thoughts. The bull has prepared many good opportunities for self-realization for the representatives of the sign. Tune in more positively, change is just around the corner.
If you think about something for a long time, you can get into the soup, as happened in the story with the rooster. Don't waste your time, more action, less talk. And the Ox for good efforts will help the Gemini to know the taste of real bliss. And if love is for a long time, no more five-minute crushes in public transport, under the auspices of the Bull only in the registry office.
Comic horoscope for 2021 for suspicious Cancers
Cancers were too mysterious and depressing, and the Ox came to change everything. Successes, new opportunities will go into the pincers themselves, it remains to grab them tightly and not let go. After all, the golden Ox does not give everything just like that, so it's time for the representatives of the sign to break stereotypes and change life principles, after all, the 21st century is in the yard.
Persistent and obedient Cancers, according to the comic horoscope for 2021, the Ox has prepared a sweet surprise in relationships. Tired of being alone? Be ready to meet that very person of yours who will beautifully enter your life and share your interests. Do not bite, otherwise you will scare everyone around you.
Comic horoscope for 2021 for Lviv
Whatever the Lions do, things don't go well? And all because, according to the comic horoscope, in 2021 it is worth discarding your excessive pride, and then the golden Ox will reward the representatives of the sign with worthy fruits. Popularity, excessive attention and many fans will fall on the shoulders of the Lions like snow on their heads. However, this is not a novelty for Lions, because they are used to bathing in the rays of glory.
With their chic and lush mane, Lions will conquer more than one lonely heart, the prey itself will go into the clutches of the king of beasts. It’s just worth reconsidering your relationship with loved ones, your wild ardor and pride are unlikely to please them, and the golden Ox also does not like egoists.
Comic horoscope for Virgo
Virgo in 2021, a comic horoscope recommends that you discard your mask of an unfortunate victim, otherwise the Ox may simply bypass you. From January itself, take matters into your own hands and begin to work fruitfully both on yourself and on your well-being, because it is this month that will decide the outcome of the whole coming year. The Ox will reward the diligent Virgins with all the blessings and boundless happiness.
But in love it is worth observing complete appeasement: there will be no end to the fans, the main thing is to choose a worthy candidate for a further joint future.
Comic horoscope for Libra
In 2021, it's time for the representatives of the sign to forget about their own impulsiveness, but watch their speech. Inadvertently spoken words addressed to superiors, work employees or loved ones can have a bad effect on your reputation, and the Ox will not be able to pull you out of the fog of reproaches.
The bull advises listening to what they say to Libra. Not always good words sound sincere, be on the lookout. Communicate only with those who pull you forward, and not to a deep dark bottom. And stop weighing everything so carefully, otherwise you will be left with nothing, while your neighbor is already buying a new car.
Joking horoscope for Scorpios
A comic horoscope for 2021 for all signs promises Scorpios incredible wealth, love and good luck, if the representatives of the sign stop stinging everyone. Energy will flow like a river, inspiring Scorpios to new deeds and crazy deeds. These guys will get what they want. career development at any cost, even if you have to stick out your sting.
It's time for the representatives of the sign to melt their selfish heart and show sensitivity, because without this the Ox will not be able to help preserve harmony in personal life. Forget about narcissism, otherwise the patron of the year may accidentally forget about you.
Comic horoscope for Sagittarius
What reward can Sagittarius expect in 2021? Of course, "Advisor of the Year", because the wisdom of these guys just rolls over. They are ready to help anyone, for which the Bull will certainly not remain indifferent to the representatives of the sign. However, while helping others, do not forget about yourself. Someone else's problems are someone else's, but it's time to worry about your own too.
Success in the financial sector is inevitable, you can safely change jobs and scatter banknotes left and right - but carefully. Parties, unbridled fun and a sea of entertainment awaits Sagittarius, just do not forget about sleep: with bags under your eyes, you may not notice the love of your life walking somewhere nearby.
Comic horoscope for Capricorns
In 2021, direct your horns towards your goals: a grand success is near and any obstacles can be jumped over.
Forget about longing and boredom, the Ox has something to please the representatives of the sign - this is success both in finance and in personal life.
Cupid is already aiming right at your heart and will shoot it in 2021, Capricorns will drown in the ocean of love and attention, what else is needed for happiness?
These guys know how to love and deserve love for ages. Even if not, do not worry, any relationship is also an experience.
Comic horoscope for Aquarius
Someone who, and these guys know how to spill water. And in 2021 they will be ready to pour out a stream of their endless ideas and creative impulses to the broad masses, and all thanks to the Bull with his inspiration for the representatives of the sign.
It is better to move on to action and direct the stream of water in the right direction, then the result will be appropriate.
The eastern patron is preparing surprises for Aquarius in his personal life. A waterfall of love and passion will cover the representatives of the water element with their heads, just remember to breathe so as not to lose your mind.
And stop being so jealous, it's time to learn to trust your soulmate.
Comic horoscope for Pisces
2021 is the most auspicious year for Pisces, in order to finally leave their usual aquarium and move to other expanses of water. After all, how long can you sit in one place, swim around the bush, boldly swim forward and swim faster to your goals, and the golden Ox only accompanies these actions.
All sea treasures will be yours as soon as you decide to go out into the world and conquer others. But for single Pisces, the next year 2021 is just perfect for dizzying romances, it is possible that long-term ones. Be prepared, Cupid will not miss.
A comic horoscope for children for 2021 has prepared something very special - homework, of course, is not the same as schoolwork, but also important.
All representatives of the children of the signs of the zodiac should be more active both in school life and out of class. Then good grades will flow like water, and sweets will be not only on holidays.
Get creative and improve school processes, automatic spreading of cheat sheets or a new cheating technique will also work. But at the same time, study, study, study - and praise will fall on your young shoulders, and there, look, gold medals are close. Be careful, otherwise you will have to wash the floor and dust the classroom all year long.
Comic horoscope in verse for 2021
Comic horoscope in verse for 2021 with Aries, let's start
These guys don't care
When Taurus Can Rest
And select only the best.
And with Gemini you will never get bored,
They are the soul of the company always.
Cancers will spend a year without adversity,
Love will devote time all the way.
And the Lions with their beautiful word
Ready to conquer anyone.
Happiness will knock on the Virgo's house,
The bull will rush with good news.
Many wonderful hours await
In the year of the Ox, the wise Libra.
Scorpions better hide their sting
To not annoy Fortune.
And it's time for Sagittarius to forget
About despondency and life.
Note to Capricorns:
Do not swear incessantly.
Aquarians act bolder
Happy chance catch faster.
But the Pisces will
A year to live without sorrows and resentment.